Google Rape

[davidology]

Googleplex toilet,
Originally uploaded from my mobile by davidology.

I think I was just violated by a Google toilet. Please don't touch me. I think I just need to be alone for a while.

P.S. I think I also frightened the guy in the stall next to me when I let out a little shriek. The "wand cleaner" doesn't do what you think it does.

 

Comments

[mahka42.livejournal.com]

So Google's gone Japanese eh? I can't say that I ever used it while I was there...too scared. Although I definitely don't remember drying functions, or an oscillator.

[davidology.livejournal.com]

I... I just... I don't wanna talk about it.