Google Rape

[davidology]

Googleplex toilet,
Originally uploaded from my mobile by davidology.

I think I was just violated by a Google toilet. Please don't touch me. I think I just need to be alone for a while.

P.S. I think I also frightened the guy in the stall next to me when I let out a little shriek. The "wand cleaner" doesn't do what you think it does.

 

Comments

[davidology.livejournal.com]

I... I don't think I should press anymore buttons.

[salacious-pop.livejournal.com]

Ah yes - the "Washlet"... I'm all for the advanced pampering/maintenence of one's tush.. If I had access to one of those, I'd probalby over use it. You know you liked it too.. don't act coy.

I find it mildly hilarious that Google happily demonstrates the "dot-com decadence" of yore by paying to put 1 unit of those in every wash room.

[andrewshead.livejournal.com]

I never had the courage to experiment with any of the buttons for the entire time I was in Japan.


I still don't think I'm missing anything. ;)

[mankelly.livejournal.com]

Yay for the energy saver!

[jdhorner.livejournal.com]

HAHA that rocks.
i want one for home, kthx.

though... WAND CLEANING?
*doublesnort*

How's your father?

[davidology.livejournal.com]

doesn't do what it sounds like, that's for certain.

[compositeur.livejournal.com]

One shouldn't need a machine for that, anyways...

Re: How's your father?

[jdhorner.livejournal.com]

SAD PANDAS.

[danthmanes.livejournal.com]

OMG, it apparently retracts the wand for easy cleaning with a damp cloth. If one were sitting on the seat at the time this happens, that could be quite bad (or good, depending on what ur into :))!

[danthmanes.livejournal.com]

Oops did I say retracts? I meant extends!

[davidology.livejournal.com]

*shivers* you don't want to know.

[compositeur.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the most important button on the whole thing by far is "STOP"!

[davidology.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised how long it takes you to find that button once the ride begins.

I shouldn't have ordered the sealer wax.

[compositeur.livejournal.com]

=:-o

[salacious-pop.livejournal.com]

I'm also really enjoying the fact that the warm wavy lines on the dryer button once again resembles bacon.

"Okay the jet of water stopped... what is it doing now? Why is that so warm? OH MY GOD, THE GREASE! NO NO NO NO!"

[danthmanes.livejournal.com]

OMG CAN'T BREATH!

[cutenyeboi.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO

[mahka42.livejournal.com]

So Google's gone Japanese eh? I can't say that I ever used it while I was there...too scared. Although I definitely don't remember drying functions, or an oscillator.

[davidology.livejournal.com]

I... I just... I don't wanna talk about it.

[compositeur.livejournal.com]

I hope that's a reflection of your fingers taking the picture, there in the front glass panel, and not some other, like, surprise feature. =)

[dailybinx.livejournal.com]

Are you Googley?

[elo-sf.livejournal.com]

I love these, they are from Japan and AWESOME