Google Rape

[davidology]

Googleplex toilet,
Originally uploaded from my mobile by davidology.

I think I was just violated by a Google toilet. Please don't touch me. I think I just need to be alone for a while.

P.S. I think I also frightened the guy in the stall next to me when I let out a little shriek. The "wand cleaner" doesn't do what you think it does.

 

Comments

[salacious-pop.livejournal.com]

Ah yes - the "Washlet"... I'm all for the advanced pampering/maintenence of one's tush.. If I had access to one of those, I'd probalby over use it. You know you liked it too.. don't act coy.

I find it mildly hilarious that Google happily demonstrates the "dot-com decadence" of yore by paying to put 1 unit of those in every wash room.

[andrewshead.livejournal.com]

I never had the courage to experiment with any of the buttons for the entire time I was in Japan.


I still don't think I'm missing anything. ;)

[mankelly.livejournal.com]

Yay for the energy saver!

[jdhorner.livejournal.com]

HAHA that rocks.
i want one for home, kthx.

though... WAND CLEANING?
*doublesnort*

[salacious-pop.livejournal.com]

I'm also really enjoying the fact that the warm wavy lines on the dryer button once again resembles bacon.

"Okay the jet of water stopped... what is it doing now? Why is that so warm? OH MY GOD, THE GREASE! NO NO NO NO!"

[cutenyeboi.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO

[mahka42.livejournal.com]

So Google's gone Japanese eh? I can't say that I ever used it while I was there...too scared. Although I definitely don't remember drying functions, or an oscillator.

[compositeur.livejournal.com]

I hope that's a reflection of your fingers taking the picture, there in the front glass panel, and not some other, like, surprise feature. =)

[dailybinx.livejournal.com]

Are you Googley?

[elo-sf.livejournal.com]

I love these, they are from Japan and AWESOME