The King is dead, long live the Queen

[davidology]

I consider myself to be fairly masculine — most of the time anyway. I have my moments.

I just had one.

Sitting peacefully in my chair trying to download both MS Office 2003 and Linux, I look over to find arthropod gigantus scaling the wall right next to me. I screamed shrieked at a frequency mostly only dogs can hear, my arms and legs flailing in the air as I flipped over the arm of my chair sideways.

I may grow a third eye from the Raid fumes I'm breathing at the moment.

Did you know spider is short for spawn of Satan?

Comments

[sextypeboy.livejournal.com]

I can't say it enough how your little misadventures lighten up my day. I'm like that with roaches, I get really, really bad if I see a roach....ewwwww, talk about spawn of Satan, they'll be around forever!

[davidology.livejournal.com]

Fortunately, I've not seen one of those yet.

After that, I think I'd end up accidentally blowing up the apartment with too many bug bombs.