"...but at least i have a husband"

[davidology]

None of my friends are on Xbox Live. I guess I'm going to have to bust a cap in some bitches by my lonesome.


Truthfully...I've never been so scared. And besides, I'm 26, and I'm not married.


(Simpsons: T-minus 4:32)



I'll be here. Stalk me!

 

Comments

[davidology.livejournal.com]

Now THAT's good copy pasta!

[neuroxin.livejournal.com]

Stewardess, I speak jive.

[davidology.livejournal.com]

cut me some slack, jack!

[davidology.livejournal.com]

No, the red zone has always been for loading and unloading, and there is just no stopping in the white zone.

[davidology.livejournal.com]

Oh... reALLY, Vernon?

We know what this is about. YOU want me to have the abortion!

[davidology.livejournal.com]

Give me Ham on 5 and hold the Mayo.

[amnewsboy.livejournal.com]

Surely you can't be serious with all these Airplane! references.

[davidology.livejournal.com]

of course I'm serious.

[davidology.livejournal.com]

...and don't call me Shirley.

[danthmanes.livejournal.com]

We have clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

[amnewsboy.livejournal.com]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[davidology.livejournal.com]

u like movies about gladiators?

[mankelly.livejournal.com]

<3

[(Anonymous)]

i saw the ramada hotel in LA that you posted a pic of a couple of months back recently(two weeks ago maybe).