oh, vegas

[davidology]

So I was nursing my second margarita in the Mandalay bar, decided that I really needed to get up to my room to decide if I want to hit up the Gipsy again tonight or not. Realizing that I think I could take my drink out of the bar area, after all they serve drinks in the casino, I wondered if I could push my luck....

Me to bartender: Can I take my drink up to my room?

Bartender: Honey, you can take it wherever you want.

Me: I love you. Can I see more boob?

Vegas, your OMG CAN YOU BLOW YOUR SECOND HAND SMOKE STRAIGHT UP MY NOSE AND THEN UP MY ASS TWICE sucks my left nut, but your Leave No Alcohol Behind policy rocks my socks.


Now... do I fucking want to go out or what? The bars were just kinda boring last night. I'm finding it hard to find my motivation. Where's my fucking motivatioN?!?!?

Random AbFab moment:



 

Comments

[neuroxin.livejournal.com]

It's LaCroix, sweetie! LaCroix!

[davidology.livejournal.com]

Then it fabulous!

[faggypants.livejournal.com]

i was going to say that !!!!!!!!!!

[cutenyeboi.livejournal.com]

I love the Leave no Alcohol Behind policy!

[lankyguy.livejournal.com]

Adter living in New Orleans for years I am fully appreciative of the 'leave alcohol behind' policy, although within a Hotel it's different. I also approve of the 2am cut off of alcohol sales.

<--- Fellow New Orleanian

[stormi.livejournal.com]

2am is just the warm up!

[thisisdavid.livejournal.com]

You gotta love vegas! You can take your drinks anywhere- street included. Just not in the car probably.

[sndchasr.livejournal.com]

In Vegas, if you hold your hand out someone will put a drink in it! hah

Gotta love a place where you can shop for a whore via catalog hah

[thisisdavid.livejournal.com]

hahaha!

[stormi.livejournal.com]

You must see Celine if you have time. It's fag-tastic!