Google Rape

Googleplex toilet,
Originally uploaded from my mobile by davidology.

I think I was just violated by a Google toilet. Please don't touch me. I think I just need to be alone for a while.

P.S. I think I also frightened the guy in the stall next to me when I let out a little shriek. The "wand cleaner" doesn't do what you think it does.

 

Southwest Airlines sucks sweaty hairy nutsacks

Worst. Airline. Evar. NEVER on time. A band of rabid and retarded monkeys with fatal butt acne could run a better airline.

I just looked at the departure screen. 48% of the flights are delayed (so far).

I had to fly these butt monkeys going back and forth btwn l.a. and oakland a few years ago. we were usually delayed longer than the total flight time. Guess their track record for san jo is no better. *sigh*

I thought that whole asscrackery of no-assigning-seats-tardapalooza they insist on subjecting their customers to was supposed to make them more efficient.

Hate. Them. So. Much. Flames. On the sides of my face. Heaving. Breathless. Heaving breaths. Heaving....

I just wanna go home!