I taste purple

For future reference, apparently closing the bathroom door and turning on the vent != "adequate ventilation"

I'll like it much better when my tongue doesn't feel hairy anymore and I stop tasting paint or sneezing glossy brown-black mocha.

Today, I was actually carded when I bought BioShock.

"We have to card everyone now."

That California law Guvnah Ahnold is so fond of was blocked by the courts, but I guess Best Buy is covering its arse anyway.

Retarded.

Jack "ZOMFG WON'T SOME PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!1!111eleventy-one!" Thompson can lick my fucking clit.

 

Fire

eek! something's on fire by my house.

Looks like near Larrabee and Santa Monica Blvd. 5-0. Streets closed. Ghetto birds.

Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It's a twister! It's a twister!

 

Micky's on fire

Micky's on fire,
Originally uploaded from my mobile by davidology.

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE DIRTY STRIPPERS!

Funny thing is the place looks like it does any monday morning after they've hosed it off from the weekend.