Ambien makes you do the strangest things

if my roommate, who is now undoubtedly awake, asks: the loud noises that sounded like things flying, falling, and banging into the wall was the Galactica model nx01deevolution gave me trying to FTL through the wall.

...it was NOT me slipping off the table knocking everything down while trying to get a shirtless pic of myself with my macbook while standing on my entertainment center in my socks.

*headpalm*