I need a sailor hat

Sometimes after the bars, my living room has a habit of breaking out into a sexy party. It's usually prompted by me playing the sexy party theme and then a couple friends and I running around the apartment giggling. Yeah, tequila gives you strange ideas.

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Anyway, we've decided that they will be much more fun with Fun Slides. I also think I need a sailor hat, although, I must admit, not the faintest idea of where to get one—hmmm, unless Ahh's sells such a creature.

I think there should be a clock that plays the sexy party theme at random intervals. That would be hot.

In other randomness, this appeared on randompictures like a week ago, and I totally can't stop loling at it. I think I need help. btw- where's neuroxin hiding?