ONOES! WE HAVE TERRORS!!

It's official: we've lost the war on terrah... and it was by friendly fire.

Police blow up CD players that blared in church (via wtf_inc)

SANTA FE, New Mexico (AP) -- Three CD players hidden under a cathedral's pews blared sexually explicit language in the middle of an Ash Wednesday Mass, leading a bomb squad to detonate two of the devices.

Wait until the terrorists learn to combine a Lite-Brite with a CD player. OMG. The horror. The horror.

I made a new threat level indicator for our protection.



Seriously... the inmates are running the asylum. Osama bin Laden (who?!) is in some desert resort laughing his fucking ass off at us right now.