Perspective

A sign outside a church I passed today said, "God loves you so much he gave his only child."

This brings up a very important point: Child Protective Services should have removed the Baby Jesus before his dad let him get murdered. I mean, if all this is true, this God fellow shouldn't be revered, His ass should be in jail for criminal neglect or something.

I mean, letting your son get killed to show how much you love someone else is kind of a dickish thing to do. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's been used as the plot for a couple Law & Order: SVU episodes.

I'm just sayin....

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