Helium phone

Of all the batshit crazy things my cell phone does, I find the fact that it randomly starts talking really fast and at a higher pitch to be among the weirdest.

Telling me I have a meeting in 5 minutes, sounding like it just inhaled a whip it, is a little unnerving. I think my drinking too much soda is somehow affecting it. The new beta version of ActiveSync has clearly gone too far.