Again, I must ask...

Do they pump lead into the water supply of red states?

"Underwear is called underwear for a reason." -Retarded Redneck Republican (redundant, I know).

They're actually passing a law to tell you at what height you must wear your pants.

Praise Jesus that we have the self righteous to protect us from this horrible blight. I'm going to walk around in my boxers today in protest.

Fines for 'droopy drawers' backed

US politicians fed up with catching an eyeful of underwear want to fine those who won't hitch up their trousers.

The Virginia state house has voted to outlaw the trend of wearing trousers so low that underwear hangs over the top.

Delegates said the habit, popular across the US and in other Western countries, was "coarsening" society.

The house adopted the "droopy drawers" bill by a margin of 60-34.

"To vote for this bill would be a vote for character, to uplift your community and to do something good not only for the state of Virginia, but for this entire country," he added.

"Most of us would identify this as the coarsening of society," said Delegate John Reid, a Republican.

"Underwear is called underwear for a reason."

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