Oh, Dear God

Dear God,

Please let Phoebe show her breast on tonight's episode of "Friends" so that the religious freaks in our country have something to bitch about for the next two months other than homosexuals trying to live their lives.

Your son,
David

P.S. I'm going roller blading at the beach again this weekend again. Could you please smite the douches who walk on the bike path and get everyone's way?