Presidents' Weekend Precap

My grandmother is doing better. Doctors say it's a miracle. Younger people don't survive what she's been through. My mom says walked a little and is talking.

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I'm sooooooo looking forward to it being a long weekend.

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And I am so fucking horny right now.

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I created this useless, random survey. All questions are radio buttons, so if there are any you don't have an answer for, don't click it coz you can't unclick!

Now, I'm going to go jerk off for an hour or two.

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