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Bread can burst into flames.

*sigh* Why does everything I love have to burn?

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that is impressive. i hope you didn't throw it out your window and start the WeHo fire and burn another thousand acres.

pics?

i sort of left it in the toaster after i blew it out to cool. here's a pic of what was left:

Bread Fire

That looks like dookie. ick!

mm, tasty.

you needed no appliance, did you. you set the bread on fire with your powers stemming from sexual desire.

It's because you touch yourself at night.

too bad the microwave that does it all doesnt toast as well !!

yeast hates you.

haha.
remind me to never accept a dinner invitation from you.