"...but at least i have a husband"

[davidology]

None of my friends are on Xbox Live. I guess I'm going to have to bust a cap in some bitches by my lonesome.


Truthfully...I've never been so scared. And besides, I'm 26, and I'm not married.


(Simpsons: T-minus 4:32)



I'll be here. Stalk me!

 

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[davidology.livejournal.com]

Oh... reALLY, Vernon?

We know what this is about. YOU want me to have the abortion!