"I hate bees. They're like flying death monkeys."

[davidology]

There was a bee in my car when I got back from lunch.

I could've died today. The only good thing is I didn't discover it until I parked. I hate to imagine what would have happened if I'd seen it while I was driving. I probably would've come to a screeching stop on the side of the road, ran out flailing my arms, and then called AAA to come turn off the car and get it out.

I think it must have flown in the moonroof or window when I was beeping my FOB on the thingie to get in the parking lot. The idiots put a bush with bee–attracting flowers on it right by the thingie.

I think they're trying to kill us.

Damn terrorist bees.

Comments

[soundofthemoon.livejournal.com]

Yoiks!

When I was 5 years old I was stung by an entire hive full of bees. If my dad hadn't been around to give me a shot I would have died of anaphylactic shock. So I don't like bees much at all. Only thing worse than bees/wasps/hornets are spiders.

You know bees are repelled by smoke (just like me). Perhaps you should start smoking in your car. Just to be on the safe side.

[davidology.livejournal.com]

omfg. hive. argh. i can't handle one much less that many.

i hate spiders too. and i don't smoke. i'm screwed.