10 things meme (with my own twist)

[davidology]

Post 10 anonymous things about users on your friends list but don't say whom they're about.

1. OMG I hate you. You've just been on my friends list so long I can't take you off.
2. Get over it already! At least 3 other people have posted the same thing about you in private entries, and I don't think you even know it.
3. Are you ever happy?!
4. You post way too much.
5. You whine too much.
6. You're so vain.
7. I bet you think this meme is about you.
8. Don't you?
9. Don't you?
10. Actually, none of these is about anyone. I totally pulled them out of my butt without looking at my friends list (that was the twist). :-D