If Bacon is wrong....

zomg... the new Jalapeño Bacon Chicken Quesadilla from Del Taco is sex on a tortilla.

I know you're thinking, "David, bacon on a quesadilla?! It's... madness!"

I was skeptical too. But, I've tasted it. Nay, savored it.

I need to point out: it's not "jalapeño, bacon", it's "jalapeño bacon"—no comma. Now, I don't know what kind of dark magic it takes to make such a delicacy, but I would like to personally give mad props to the necromancer working for Del who discovered it. You have made life worth living. Let's make babies.