davidology: (Default)
...that's 15 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

I think fire alarms would be much more entertaining if they played the Benny Hill/Stewie sexy party theme.

davidology: (fsm)
Catholic imagery is soooooooooooo morbid.

If you want to be reminded of where you came from, wouldn't it be hotter to have someone cum on your face instead of that whole ash thing?

i mean, if priests looked like this guy.... *rawr*:
praise jebus!

Just thinking outside the box is all.

/aisle seat plz
//next to the beer volcano

davidology: (wtf)
Does having a Bush ("W") sticker on your car (still) automatically qualify you for parking in handicapped spaces?

davidology: (omgwtfbbq)
A sign outside a church I passed today said, "God loves you so much he gave his only child."

This brings up a very important point: Child Protective Services should have removed the Baby Jesus before his dad let him get murdered. I mean, if all this is true, this God fellow shouldn't be revered, His ass should be in jail for criminal neglect or something.

I mean, letting your son get killed to show how much you love someone else is kind of a dickish thing to do. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's been used as the plot for a couple Law & Order: SVU episodes.

I'm just sayin....

davidology: (drools)
I don't really know what nougat is.

I'm just glad it exists.

davidology: (underwear)

I hate it getting dark early, and I hate it being cold at night!

...stupid Earth and its stupid seasons.


Make it so

Aug. 18th, 2006 08:26 am
davidology: (A.D.D.)
I really need a Ready Room.

davidology: (eek)
If I can't take Purell on the plane with me, then the terrorists win.

I'm much more afraid of the germs being spewed by rug rats and fellow passengers in the germ tube more than I am of blowing up in it.

Honestly, if you want to terrorize me, don't bring a bomb, bring a sneezing baby.



May. 24th, 2006 09:25 pm
davidology: (doh)
Stupid gravity... always breaking my things.

davidology: (whaaa?)
So was the point to show that if we didn't have illegal immigrants I could get to work in 10 minutes every day?!?

hmmm.... I think I may have taken away the wrong message.

So many pretty green dots!!
so many pretty green dots!

[edit: just to be clear, I'm just being silly. this post is not a commentary on the issue in any way.]


Apr. 29th, 2006 08:14 pm
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It's kind of annoying that Ashton Kutcher seems to be "too good" to actually show up on the Punk'd set.

it's so obvious he's just phoning it in and doing the narration.


I mean, but I'd still do him and all.

davidology: (ugh)
AHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Why is everything going so slowly... all morning?!?!?

Is only one internet operating today?

davidology: (drools)
The new spicy chipotle crunch chicken ciabatta sandwich at Jack In the Box is the yum.

all kinds of spicy, crunchy, bacony, cheesey goodness.... It's like a bukkake of flavor in my mouth.

I give it two thumbs up the butt.



Feb. 27th, 2006 04:08 pm
davidology: (want this dog?)
I really don't understand why I have to be here at work when it's raining.

I this were school, I certainly wouldn't go to class, and other parts of the country get "snow days."I don't understand why we can't have "rain days."

I just want to be home, warm, locked inside where the rain can't get me and Pinkdot can.

Moist in Los Angeles


Feb. 9th, 2006 03:45 pm
davidology: (doh)
I just broke the internets.

davidology: (eek)
There was a bee in my car when I got back from lunch.

I could've died today. The only good thing is I didn't discover it until I parked. I hate to imagine what would have happened if I'd seen it while I was driving. I probably would've come to a screeching stop on the side of the road, ran out flailing my arms, and then called AAA to come turn off the car and get it out.

I think it must have flown in the moonroof or window when I was beeping my FOB on the thingie to get in the parking lot. The idiots put a bush with bee–attracting flowers on it right by the thingie.

I think they're trying to kill us.

Damn terrorist bees.

davidology: (Default)
Who the hell invented morning?

It should be a crime to be required to be awake at this ungodly hour.

On the upside, I think mine was the only car on the road.



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