davidology: (lmao)
I had this IM waiting for me this morning:

(23:25:43) J***: comparison of the State of the Union address and Groundhog Day: "It is an ironic juxtaposition of events: One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication ... while the other involves a groundhog."


I don't know whether to lol or *tear*.

 
davidology: (state of affairs)
"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."
-Steven Weinberg (1999)


"Man once surrendering his reason, has no remaining guard against absurdities the most monstrous, and like a ship without rudder, is the sport of every wind."
-Thomas Jefferson


I think I liked it better when they sacrificed virgins to the volcano—at least it was more civilized.

 
davidology: (lol)
Okay. I swear. Last post for today, but I had to share.

best. quote. evar.

That game sucks so much cock it makes Sean Cody look like an amateur.


source

[edit: okay. maybe i just need to go home.]

 

LenOL

Jan. 17th, 2006 02:00 pm
davidology: (devolution)
"Doctors in Israel are now slowly drawing Prime Minister Ariel Sharon out of his coma to see what his remaining brain function is. Political experts say it is unlikely someone could run a country with a severe loss of brain activity.

I beg to differ." —Jay Leno, 2006/01/12

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