Your Toes

Sep. 11th, 2007 09:08 pm
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Because I had to....

Your toes. Let me suck on them

omg toes

 
davidology: (rofl)
*ganked from [livejournal.com profile] wtf_inc*



Epic Lulz? In MY Vag?

i photoshopped moar  )

Sanitation

Nov. 8th, 2006 09:18 am
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Republican Douche Santorum has his ass handed to him

While it's all fun and games to do some well-deserved gloating today as we take our country back, stop the wanton corruption, and begin to reverse some of the horrid damage that has been done to our country in the past 6 years, we need to keep in mind the real victim here: Dick Cheney's Halliburton. Something tells me their sweetheart contracts are about to get a lot more scrutiny.

Please keep Halliburton in your prayers.

 
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I'm a little bummed that the new Star Trek movie is going to be about Kirk and the original series—not a fan. Actually, that's not true. I really dislike TOS and never could bring myself to watch more than 5 minutes of it.

Anyway, I think they should go into the future (post TNG/DS9). I also think Lucy Liu should be cast as the captain.

That would be hot.

Captain Liu Captain Liu



*shivers*

 

Oblivion

Jul. 6th, 2006 11:58 pm
davidology: (joke)
I'm in ur basement stealin ur b00z!

 
davidology: (hyper)
The Photoshop Theme today: Since the Catholic Church is arguing against using Jesus in beer ads, photoshop some other ads that shouldn't have Jesus.

So many lulz (if u don't mind a little blasphemy).

A couple of my favorites:

inriPod by Farker Jemstar
inriPod by Jemstar

Fark Jesus Geico by Farker Spectrum
Geico ad by Spectrum



So many are wicked funny. I couldn't help making a few of my own (albeit late), but I like the other ones a lot more.

my submissions )
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Okay, I'm so sick of these fundie idiots bitching about companies not saying "Merry Christmas." First, let me say, I'm not offended by someone saying "Merry Christmas," and up until now, I just didn't care. But now? Now just because these whiney little self righteous, uptight bitches want to get their panties all in a wad, now I care. Now, I will deliberately say "Happy Holidays" and bitch when someone plays "Silent Night."

Why? Just to piss you the fuck off.

What I don't understand is: WHY DO YOU CARE?!

Honestly, wtf is it to you if someone says "Happy Holidays"? How is that so effing horrible? How terrible that we might not want to make someone feel uncomfortable. I mean, is your faith so weak that someone telling you "Happy Holidays" will shake your belief structure to its core?

Seriously, STFU. I can't wait until you all die off, and we can go back to watching Janet Jackson's boob on TV and playing video games without your incessant bitching. In fact, I have an idea for Rockstar Games: Grand Theft Auto: 700 Club. So instead of you calling for people's assassination in the name of Jesus, we can virtually drive around Liberty City mowing your asses down while you're off having sex with prostitutes.

Grand Theft Auto: 700 Club


You didn't see me bitching when YOU refused to celebrate "Talk Like A Pirate Day" for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, did you?

Anyway, I'm starting my new campaign. I want Xmas returned to its original, pagan holiday celebrating the winter solstice. Seriously, all you religious nut jobs, go fuck yourselves with the manger baby. YOU'RE the ones ruining Christmas for everyone. Maybe if you tried buttsecks, you wouldn't be such uptight assholes.

plsdiekthx,
Management

Keep X in Xmas!
code  )

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Arnold Schwarzenegger loses California special election

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George Takei comes out"Although some were surprised by Takei's sudden coming out of the closet, others thought his last book was a dead giveaway."

davidology: (sexy)
Friday, one of my friends sent me a photo of the "Rosas" lady (those of you from L.A. know who I'm talking about), along with a wav he recorded on his phone of her saying her infamous "rrrrrrosas?" Told me to do something with it for our email circle.

Well, I did this. Quick and dirty, but really didn't think it would get much interest outside our little group.

But, as a precaution, I thought it probably be a good idea to optimize the 300k gif (down to 70k). Then, since I was still hosting the wav file, I thought an even better idea would be to put that permanent account at LJ to work and let them host the image.

Good thing I did. I noticed a fairly substantial increase in traffic today. Looking at the referrers, I found this mention on la.com.

Now, I only wish I'd actually have updated my web page in, oh, I dunno, the last 5 years or so.
davidology: (hyper)
I was bored.

bored + (david x caffeine) + photoshop =


(original peace rally pic from [livejournal.com profile] bush_sucks)

davidology: (sexy)
So after watching the Family Guy movie (Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story) at least two dozen times in the past month, I finally made a couple userpics from some screencaps. My first attempt to make "the amazing Jesus" failed so miserably I won't even show it to you. The full one is passable, but getting it under 40k made it just... disappointing. That's an hour of my life I won't get back.

But, I did do the sexy party. I somehow managed to cut off the bottom of the text and managed to not save the source file. I'll eventually fix it, but this will have to do for now.



Then came my next inspiration. If you haven't yet seen that disturbing 70s Planned Parenthood video about teaching sex to "trainables," you so need to. So much material, but this scene has become my new "owned" userpic. Any suggestions for changes? Anywho...



Finally, I have a confession. )

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