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loveya mean it!
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Happy Holidays from my balls

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...but if I eat another Sirloin Bacon Burger this week, I may start mooing.

My Jack Holiday Balls

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So I enjoy joking about VDay, but I never really understood why so many people seem to really get depressed by it. I mean like, full on, pop-a-Proazac or take-Ambiens-all-day-to-stay-asleep depressed. The marketing department of FTD has everyone so well trained!

At the office is probably where it's the most amusing though. On the one side you people try to outdo each other at the office spending retarded amounts of money on weeds that are going to die 2 days later. Most of them probably ordered for them themselves or by telling their significant others what they expected them to send. Then on the other, you have to listen to everyone else bitch about the bouquets of flowers people are getting that are too big to even carry. You humans are silly creatures.

Personally, a single, red rose (given unprompted) is by far more sweet than a bouquet of bee magnets I will invariably manage to kill 10 minutes later. Now, a gift box with something kinky inside would be hot.

But for those of us who are single, there's no need to get all upset. There's always dirty stripper night at Micky's!

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It's cold here in L.A.

Ball freezing cold outside. The Pea coat, scarf, gloves, beanie, they do NOTHING! My friend, Mr. I'm-from-Illinois called me a weather pussy, which I'm totally okay with as my weather pussy was nice and warm all weekend inside.

Seriously, I don't think I stepped foot outside the building after dark (well, after that one tragic Trader Joe's walk Friday night, anyway). Cold weather and rain are two times you can stay in on the weekend and not feel guilty about it.

So, $200 poorer, I did surgery on the Macbook and gave it a 2gb transplant so I could assign 1gb to the parallels' virtual machine. I think the Thinkpad is jealous. Regardless, it's the seXbox that got all the love this weekend.

After that, I spent each night turning on the fireplace, sitting on the coffee table, playing Xbox. You'd be surprised how long you can do that with a sippy cupped filled with caffeine perched in front of you (actually, until your bladder commands you to get up).

I'm not sure how long the Arctic freeze is supposed to last here. It's kind of out of control. My roommate mmsed me a picture from his car this morning showing "35F" (he gets up way earlier than I). I'd like to thaw out though. I don't like wearing coats, and my idea of layers is a long sleeve under a short sleeve.

Anyway, it being MLK Day, and being stuck at work, I've found myself reminded of a quote that I've always found really poignant and probably something that's good to remind myself of more than just once a year:
Lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."

-Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.


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