davidology: (rofl)
neocons seriously crack. my. shit. up.

A friend sent me this. The Onion can't even make stuff like this up. I can't even believe they actually believe this much less put it in print for the whole world to see, but thank the gods they do.

A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals

There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular.

Now, I'm a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it's organic. I state my bias here just so you'll know I'm not anti-health food.

The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.

[...]

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them... .


BWAHAHAHAHAHA. The homophobes have truly reached a new level of stupidity with this. edamame == teh ghey.

You can read the entire inane, psychotic episode put to print >here<.

OMG!!!! NO!! BOBBY JOE GET THAT SOYBEAN OUT OF LIL' BILLY BOB'S HANDS BEFORE HE CATCHES TEH GHEY! OH MA GAWD, SPRAY HIM WITH LYSOL OR SOMETHIN'! NO! DON'T COME NEAR ME! YOU MIGHT GIVE ME THE AIDS!!

lololololol

 
davidology: (wtf)
Okay, so evidently today the FCC fined CBS $3.5MM for an episode of "Without a Trace."

Now I've never seen an episode, but reportedly, "The Thursday night drama attracted complaints for showing a group of teenagers in various states of undress," according to AdAge.

Wha....?

A quick search turned up this treasure trove from the right wingers at the Parents Television Council. They host the most hedonistic clips from television! No more searching for torrents!

Typically, the series Without a Trace has dramatic, tense themes about kidnapped or missing people, but for the first season-and-a-half, the show stayed away from gratuitous sex, violence, and foul language. It wasn't for children, but it wasn't shocking or gross, either. But on November 6, 2003, the episode “Our Sons and Daughters” crossed all lines of decency with scenes of graphic teen sex orgies. Sadly, CBS chose to re-air this filthy and disturbing episode on December 31, 2004, making its encore Worst of the Week.

Filthy Video here:http://www.parentstv.org/PTC/publications/bw/2005/0102worst.asp

Streaming graphic, filthy sex orgies?!? Seriously, why don't you just wrap it up in a big bow with a big, red button labeled:

DO NOT PUSH - FREE PR0N

Don't push the red button!

davidology: (lmao)
*gigglesnort*

You know you've made it when prostitutes, christians, AND Hilary Clinton call for banning your product.


Prostitutes call for ban on GTA
Sex workers cry foul, say game "accrues points to players for the depiction of rape and murder of prostitutes."

The Grand Theft Auto franchise is getting attacked from all angles. Joining the ranks of politicians, policemen, and attorneys in their crusade to see the game lifted from shelves are the nation's sex workers. On its Web site, the Sex Workers Outreach Project USA is asking parents to assist them in calling for a ban of Take-Two Interactive's controversial game.

Citing a 2001 document from the National Institute on Media and the Family's David Walsh, SWOP is calling "on all parents and all gamers to boycott Grand Theft Auto."

The organization quotes various points from Walsh's paper, including, "Children are more likely to imitate a character with whom they identify with. In violent video games the player is often required to take the point of view of the shooter or perpetrator."

Though the organization admits to being "adamantly opposed to any and all forms of censorship," as concerned parents themselves, they "wish to inform other parents of the potential danger extremely violent video games pose to children." Likewise, in the interest of promoting the rights of sex workers, the organization is opposed to the depiction of the rape and murder of prostitutes.

In the games, players can solicit "services" from prostitutes by driving their cars slowly near them. No sexual acts are in clear visible view, but during the "transaction," the player regains health and loses money. Though the player cannot actively rape prostitutes in the game, a possible rape is alluded to once during the storyline of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. The prostitutes, like every other character, are also subject to homicide at the hands of the protagonist.

According to its Web site, SWOP USA is an organization dedicated to improving the lives of sex-industry workers and to the promotion of a safe working environment for the industry.

By Tim Surette -- GameSpot
Posted Feb 14, 2006 3:48 pm PT


Source: GameSpot (via Slashdot)

Oh, and don't forget: new "Drawn Together" tonight!


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